The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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