the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i believe in u and ur pee
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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