absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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