She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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