My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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