y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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