nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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