Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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