why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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