Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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