What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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