Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
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theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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