now i know why i became what i already was.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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