Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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