You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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