Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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