Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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