All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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