Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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