Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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