Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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