I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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