is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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