wat bout pragnant strippers??
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
why is half of my head shaved?
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