from now on my penis is your penis
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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