just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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