She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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