i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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