He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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