Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just found puke in my bra..
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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