There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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