And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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