i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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