I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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