is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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