yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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