I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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