I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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