I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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