He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I need water and some morals
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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