No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
dude. I can hear the air.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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