My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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