fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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