I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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