Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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