I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
