as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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