Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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