I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
we're so committed to being not committed
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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