U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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