well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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