Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My feet surprised me
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