finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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