Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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