that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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